Share personal news in a social post without inviting a circus

Write a social post for personal news.

News: [details]
Platform: [which]
What I'm open to: [congrats only / questions / nothing]
What people must not do: [advice, tagging, asking for details]

Ask me up to 3 short questions first if anything important is missing. Wait for my answers.

Then:
1. A sendable post.
2. A shorter version.
3. Detail that invites bad comments — cut or keep with a boundary line.
4. A pinned first comment if useful.

Only use what I've told you, leave blanks for anything I haven't given, and don't invent facts, quotes or what the other person thinks. UK English.

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