Talk to your partner about chores without starting World War Three

Help me talk to my partner about chores.

Jobs in our home: [list]
Who does what now: [rough]
What feels unfair: [details]
What I've already tried: [hints, lists, rows]
Time each of us has: [rough]

Ask me up to 3 short questions first if anything important is missing. Wait for my answers.

Then:
1. A calm opener that isn't an accusation.
2. A proposed split for a two-week trial.
3. How to handle jobs neither of us wants.
4. A short review conversation for day 14.
5. When this is about wider resentment and Relate might help more than a chore chart.

Only use what I've told you, leave blanks for anything I haven't given, and don't invent facts, diagnoses or legal outcomes. This is help with wording and planning, not legal, medical or counselling advice; point me to GOV.UK, Citizens Advice, NSPCC (0808 800 5000), Childline (0800 1111), Samaritans (116 123) or Refuge/National Domestic Abuse Helpline (0808 2000 247) where that fits, and call 999 if anyone is in immediate danger. UK English.

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