Keep an eye on the VAT threshold before you cross it by accident

Help me keep track of how close I am to the VAT registration threshold.

What I sell: [goods or services]
Monthly sales for the last 12 months: [list, month by month]
Sales I think might be exempt or zero-rated: [e.g. children's clothes, or none]

First ask me up to 3 short questions. Wait for my answers.

Then:
1. Look up the current VAT registration threshold on GOV.UK and name the page.
2. My rolling 12-month total, and how far I am from the threshold.
3. If it continues at my recent rate, roughly when I'd cross it.
4. A plain summary of what happens if I go over, including the separate rule that I must also register if I expect to go over the threshold in the next 30 days alone, with the GOV.UK link (gov.uk/register-for-vat), and what to ask an accountant.
5. A Google Sheets layout with a formula that adds up the last 12 months and warns me.

Not tax advice; tell me to check with HMRC or an accountant. Only use what I've told you, leave blanks for anything I haven't given, and don't invent facts or figures. UK English.

For the current VAT registration threshold on GOV.UK, use web search and name the page you used. If it doesn't search on its own, open View all tools and choose Search.

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